Dear Sirs, and or Madams,
Contrary to popular belief the "Porta-Potty" (also known as Shit Can, Sani Can, Can, Pooper, Shit Shack, Shitter, Out House, Break Room, Bathroom, Heroin Den, Pot House, Meth Lab, and Spelunking Room) is not intended for use whilst taking illegal substances. It would be most appreciated if your employees would mearly do their "Business" and go. Also shirts and other garments* are to be disposed of in specified containers, not the Porta-Potty.
Many thanks
The Can Man
*no shirts or clothing were found today but it has happened in the past. Believe It!
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